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I don't think so. What's kyrptonite?

green space rock
supermans only weakness

guessing theres no big s where youre from

Don't think so. Is he from Krypton?

Wait

Shit.

We have Mr Majestic. He's Kherubim warlord. Alien.

[ Wow. Maybe Majestros is one of these Krypton guys instead. Talk about adding insult to injury... ]

yeah hes from krypton
kind of his thing
how do you know about kyrpton but you dont know about fucking superman

so what
oh wait more alternate reality bullshit
you place a lot of importance on this crap

You'd be surprised how important it is.

There was a girl on board from Krypton. We were friends.

sounds like a shortcut to figuring out who you are
take it from an expert

u met supergirl?
ive heard shes pretty ok
word is most of the supes are
i try to stay away from them

I don't need to figure out who I am. But when there are major differences between Apollos things tend to end badly.

[ Mostly because they tend to die with surprising frequency. Apollo doesn't like that this is A Thing. ]

She called herself Kara. Is that the same person?
Why do you stay away from them?

differences from what
you or him?
putting a lot of importance on being normal for a metahuman

i dont know their secret identities
try not to find out. professional courtesy and all

they got opinions on killing people i dont agree with

Differences in general, I suppose. You haven't seen what we've seen when things go badly wrong.

And to think I was just about to say her full name. I think I'm glad I didn't.

yeah yeah i get it
you know everything because youve punched multiple versions of me
ill stop questioning your expertise

yeah id prefer it
they do good work
just not the way id do it
which is fine because they deal with shit i dont
evens out in the end

Just two versions. We've worked together with more.

and?
heres your question
tell me about these differences where things go horribly wrong

Fine.

There's the one where I die and then Midnighter goes full crazy supervillain dictator mode. Then there's the other one where I die and Midnighter is alone...

I don't particularly want to carry on. Sorry if I'm a little suspicious of differences.

well the dictator thing is more bendix's deal so no thank you
and i dont know how the fuck something could kill andrew
other than another clash of the titans remake

what about the ones you liked