INBOX.

[thingpuncher]

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a few days after the event when everyone has had a fuckin NAP

[solarcharged]

I've got a peace offering for you. If you're interested.

rip dolly parton.

[thingpuncher]

why

[solarcharged]

Why not? Nothing suspicious, I promise.

[thingpuncher]

thats really trustworthy thanks

say what you wanna say

[solarcharged]

The peace offering is answers. I get the impression you haven't met many alternate versions of yourself.

[thingpuncher]

what if i dont got questions
you ever think i dont wanna know this shit?

[solarcharged]

Fine. Consider it just an open line of dialogue then. Doesn't have to be about anything in particular. Questions, insults, whatever you feel like.

This is me reaching out. Peace offering, remember?

text. un: midnighter.

[weaponize]

Get your ass to the gym, kid.

[because who needs apologies when you can just punch each other instead?]

[thingpuncher]

fuck off

[makin' friends.]

[weaponize]

Half an hour or I'll drag you there.

[best friends for life]

[thingpuncher]

fucking try it shithead

[weaponize]

You get hit once while our heads are being fucked with and you'd rather run and hide than deal with this shit.

You sure you're a Midnighter?

[thingpuncher]

oh fuck off with this reverse psychology bullshit
im not interested in your goddamn life of being your friend or knowing all your alternate earth secrets
and i dont got shit to prove to you

text | before leaving for the planet

[solarcharged]

I'm taking a small leave of absence from tomorrow. Just a heads up.

[thingpuncher]

why
whats going on

[solarcharged]

Nothing, hopefully. I'm accompanying someone down to the planet to check if it's habitable.

People vanish in to thin air on here sometimes. I didn't want anyone to get jumpy.

[thingpuncher]

thanks
i got it
keep in touch
wont attack u next time

[...]

asshole

[solarcharged]

It's not me I'm worried about you attacking. Play nice with him while I'm gone, will you? The station needs to stay in one piece.

[thingpuncher]

i promise ill only punch myself if i ask nicely first
or not so nicely

id: botanist | forward dated to stage 3

[contorta]

hello

[thingpuncher]

hellooooo

[contorta]

How are you?

[ capitalisation is hard when your fingers keep slipping halfway into things, but prax is trying. ]

[thingpuncher]

waiting for my other ear to fall off
hope ur doing better xoxo

[contorta]

[ ???? this is not the answer prax was hoping for ]

your ear fell off?

[thingpuncher]

yeah
didnt know it could do that either
dont worry i got it in my pocket
hey
u want a lucky charm??